SANDBOX

[anopenbook]

RP stuff.

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If you're dainty and cute.

[telepathetically]

I'm dainty and cute and I COULD BENCHPRESS YOU.

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Do it now while everyone watches.

[telepathetically]

What NO

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WHY?

[telepathetically]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT

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...cuz you got to be a macho man?

[telepathetically]

—OKAY but buy me a drink first!

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Alright, alright.

[ordering Yuki the most sugary sweet thing they have and....one for himself too why not]

[telepathetically]

Thank you ♥

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[hair ruffles]

Well, it's your money.

[telepathetically]

A lot of my money isn't technically my money, it's rich friends' money.

The rest is 1930s mob money, interdimensional credit card fraud, and a payout from an incubus.

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.......................................hold on Yuki.

[telepathetically]

Yes?

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Why are you taking incubus money.

[telepathetically]

Because the incubus had his storage space hacked and needed people to check on it THAT WAS ALL.

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.........................is that a metaphor.

[telepathetically]

NO it was an actual storage space! Like a Uhaul closet but magic!

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Okay.

Okay JUST CHECKING

[telepathetically]

He has like five boyfriends IF HE'S PAYING SOMEONE, IT'S NOT FOR SEX.

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But you're so NUBILE and DESIRABLE.

[telepathetically]

I don't want to be nubile and desirable to TRISTAN.

[anopenbook]

Why?

[oh our drinks came. taking a sip]

[telepathetically]

Because he's not YOU.

[anopenbook]

Good answer.

So what about David? Kazuki's kanoodling him right?