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[anopenbook]

RP stuff.

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[telepathetically]

We have a LOT of reasons to drink.

[anopenbook]

Take me take me.

[telepathetically]

[leans on]

[and teleports them into a bar]

[WHOOSH]

[anopenbook]

PUPPY what have I said about warning me first

[telepathetically]

You've said to warn you first.

...I'll try to remember not to do that when we're drunk.

[anopenbook]

...

You're gonna forget, yeah.

[telepathetically]

I apologize in advance for when I forget...

Aaaand for if I run us into a wall.

Or window. Windows.

[anopenbook]

If I'm unconscious I can't seduce you.

[telepathetically]

I WILL HIRE A CAB.

[anopenbook]

GOOD CALL

[telepathetically]

But no making out until we're OUT of the cab

CABS ARE DIRTY

[anopenbook]

I don't mind~~~

[grabbing a drink menu]

Girly drinks~

[telepathetically]

I want the most dessert-like one POSSIBLE.

[anopenbook]

...moe.

[telepathetically]

I-It's not moe, it's good taste!

[anopenbook]

Moe as HELL.

[telepathetically]

You're getting girly drinks too!!

[anopenbook]

Because I don't want to embarrass you.

[telepathetically]

I'm not embarrassed THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY TASTIER

[anopenbook]

If you're dainty and cute.

[telepathetically]

I'm dainty and cute and I COULD BENCHPRESS YOU.

[anopenbook]

Do it now while everyone watches.

[telepathetically]

What NO

[anopenbook]

WHY?

[telepathetically]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT